Contributors

How are the Lakers not likeable? How is Kobe not likeable? Essendon are the victims. Losing money at sportsbooks. Drinking at the ground. Co-head of opining.

New Albion's Cantona. Knicks Stockholm Syndrome. West Brom. Committed sports villain and appreciator of sports villainy. Collingwood. That last one sums it up. The other head of opining.

Internet enthusiast. Bee victim. Horrendous Celtics die hard. Draws pretty pictures. Dodgers fan. Eagerly awaiting the Carson stadium.

Hungover in Hong Kong. Perennially depressed about Liverpool. Blithely optimistic about the Pistons. Pretends the Swans are tolerable. The rag man.

Observer of men. The people's pope. The Reschs drinker's regent. A wry flick of the wrist, both pen and on the pitch.

Melbourne to New York, via the spiritual way of the scouse. In a complex relationship with Essendon. Wordsman and internetman.

Illustrator. Beers in the sun - google that. Great NBA fights. Ink on paper. New Albion's presence on the low block.

Blindly loyal to the Phoenix Suns. The NBL was better in the 90's. Erratic and ill advised with most other sports. I coach teams from the bleachers.

Norwegian in HK. DJ, photographer, man about town. Family of sailors, almost made snowboarding a job, does not hate a tat.

Genetically attached to Newcastle United. Morally associated with the Western Sydney Wanderers. Sympathetically indebted to the Cronulla Sharks. Historically assigned to the Menai Hawks Football Club. Hasn't won a pennant in years. Loves a comma.

Songs and screenplays. Web and film. Riesling. Oysters. Tennis. Riesling and oysters at the tennis. BBC dramas.

Pained Dees-man. Student of the King. Journalist and editor. A deft leggy.

High Jumper. Perennial believer in the Fosdike Brownlow that should have been. Former state bowler. NASA booster. Pencilman.

Raps and Jays. Wordsman not swordsman. Rick Owens in the high post. Persia via the 6ix.

aka Matka. No regard for ball sports but mad for kayfabe. A spinner of questionable rap music, your problematic fave.